Dear husband,

I love you dearly despite your snoring and can even look past the whole toilet paper roll thing. Which, by the way, has been stored in the exact same place for the past 6 years. But for the love of sanity, please, please, PLEASE take heed and follow these 10 simple suggestions for making our marriage, well... a little more pleasant than it already is.

1. Before asking where the kids' clothes are, try opening a drawer or two. You might be surprised what you'd find.

2. If I'm downstairs and you're upstairs, I likely won't understand what you're mumbling unless the reason you're there is to dress the kids. In which case, refer to item 1.