Today, I was going about my regular Facebook business in between folding the laundry and doing the dishes, when I remembered to check birthday notifications. No, I don't know the DOBs of each and every person I befriend on the site so that probably doesn't make me much of a friend. In any case, I saw the name of an old buddy I went to elementary school with named Jason. I decided to creep his wall since I haven't seen the guy in ages. What has the dude been up to? Nothing extraordinary. Just released his first single...

His first single? Who knew the guy could sing anyway? It wasn't long before he informed me that singing Fish and Chips and Vinegar and John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt in school was where it all began. Well, Jason... er, I mean... Jayce. Happy birthday, bro! And wishing you much success!